We Asked One Hundred People To Name …

This made me laugh out loud at my desk while I was reading!
These are actual Family Fortunes answers (supposedly)

We asked one hundred people to name…
You say…
A famous Scotsman Vinny Jones
A famous Scotsman Jock
An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A horse
A jacket potato topping Jam
A food that can be brown or white Potatoes
A sign of the zodiac April
A job a working dog does Slave
Something with a hole in it A window
Something people might be allergic to Skiing
A type of large cat Persian
A type of record Floppy disc
Something associated with pigs The police
A non-living object with legs A plant
A domestic animal Leopard
Something red My cardigan
A kind of ache Filet-o-fish
[To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman:] A food that can be easily eaten without chewing Er, chips
Something you beat An apple
A dangerous race (i.e. a motor race or summat) The Arabs
A number you have to memorise Seven
Some famous brothers Bonnie and Clyde
Something that floats in the bath Water
Something in the garden that’s green The shed
Something a blind man might use A sword
Something you wear on the beach A deckchair
A famous cowboy Buck Rogers
An animal you might see at a zoo A dog
A famous bridge The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
A part of the body beginning with the letter N Knee
Something you put on walls Roofs
Something you do in the bathroom Decorate
A famous Royal Mail
Something slippery A con-man
A way of cooking fish Cod
A form of transport you can walk around in My foot
A method of securing your home Put the kettle on
Something you do before going to bed Sleep
Something a cat does Goes to the toilet
An animal beginning with the letter B Bullfrog
The last thing you take off before going to bed Your feet
Something that makes you scream A squirrel
Something you have with coffee The Sunday Sport
A song with ‘Moon’ in the title ‘Blue Suede Moon’
Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine A bicycle with wings
Something with a red light on it A Dalek
Something you open other than a door Your bowels